Elderly Couple Repeatedly Misusing Internet Meme “Cash Me Ousside”

Elderly Couple Repeatedly Misusing Internet Meme “Cash Me Ousside”

  POUGHKEEPSIE, NY – A local elderly couple has provoked frustration and numerous corrections from their grandchildren this week by continuously misusing the 2017 internet meme: “cash me ousside, howbow dah.” The phrase, originally a quote uttered by 13-year-old Danielle Bregoli on an episode of The Dr. Phil Show, during which she challenged the audience […]

Man Plays Dead To Avoid Doing Household Chores

Man Plays Dead To Avoid Doing Household Chores

  GATERSVILLE, FL – Local math teacher Roger Pardow was a little sore when he woke up this morning from cleaning out his garage the day before – and he had a bit of a headache, too, from drinking a few beers during a late night poker session with his buddies. So when his wife […]

Dog Still Thinking About That Bird In Tree From 3 Years Ago

Dog Still Thinking About That Bird In Tree From 3 Years Ago

  BELINDA, MO – Although three years have passed since he first spied the Eastern Bluebird perched in a tree outside in his backyard, local bulldog, Boris, thinks relentlessly of it every waking moment.   Contantly Thinking About It “Yeah, he thinks about it non-stop,” said owner Bob Jorgenheit. “It’s a constant source of interest […]