Don Corleone “Greatly Displeased” With FBI Seizure Of Cohen Files

Don Corleone “Greatly Displeased” With FBI Seizure Of Cohen Files

  LITTLE ITALY, NY – Saying he was “most unhappy” with developments in the recent Russiagate investigation, and that “a man’s privacy must be respected always,” Don Vito Corleone expressed disappointment Tuesday over the seizure of attorney Michael Cohen’s records by the NY office of the FBI. Mr. Corleone, a Sicilian-born immigrant and head of […]

Man Forgives Basketball Hoop That Taunted Him As A Child

Man Forgives Basketball Hoop That Taunted Him As A Child

  BROOKLYN, NY – Errole Sanders has fond memories of his childhood growing up in the Fort Greene area of Brooklyn. And among his favorite recollections are the pickup basketball games with his friends at a nearby park that would last until after dark, when their mothers would call them home for dinner and to […]

Shop Teacher On Patrol No Longer Showing Up To Teach Classes

Shop Teacher On Patrol No Longer Showing Up To Teach Classes

  CLARKTOWN, AR – In what has become routine during Gantner Middle School’s 5th hour wood-working class, students found themselves without a teacher again on Wednesday as industrial arts instructor Marvin Haurbruch spent the entire afternoon on a reconnaissance mission along the school’s playground perimeter. The teacher’s self-described patrols, carried out while wearing military-grade night […]

Dog Finally Sneaks Up On Cat, Savors Moment For Dogs Everywhere

Dog Finally Sneaks Up On Cat, Savors Moment For Dogs Everywhere

  GREENHAVEN, AR – In a series of quiet movements that played out over more than two hours on Tuesday night, Sparcado, a two year-old chihuahua belonging to the Richter family of Greenhaven, Arkansas, finally snuck up this week behind the family cat Boris, taking the feline completely by surprise. Boris was busy watching a […]

Elderly Couple Repeatedly Misusing Internet Meme “Cash Me Ousside”

Elderly Couple Repeatedly Misusing Internet Meme “Cash Me Ousside”

  POUGHKEEPSIE, NY – A local elderly couple has provoked frustration and numerous corrections from their grandchildren this week by continuously misusing the 2017 internet meme: “cash me ousside, howbow dah.” The phrase, originally a quote uttered by 13-year-old Danielle Bregoli on an episode of The Dr. Phil Show, during which she challenged the audience […]


Woman Can’t Believe You Think Tinder Photo Resembles You

Woman Can’t Believe You Think Tinder Photo Resembles You

  SEATTLE, WA – Though she’s been on enough dates to know that people rarely live up to their online profile photos, still, a local woman was completely dumbfounded today when she realized that you think your photo on Tinder is actually an accurate representation of what you look like.   Cannot Possibly Be The […]